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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin

"I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene."
Dave Barry

"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it"
Richard Feynman

"A lifetime of listening to disco is a high price to pay for one's sexual preference."
Quentin Crisp

"All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after you've done it."
Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.

"Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex."
Barbara Cartland

"An Irish homosexual is a man who prefers women to drink."
Anthony Burgess

"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen."
Rev. Sydney Smith

"Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise."
Kathleen Turner (1986)

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Woody Allen

"Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall."
Oliver Herford

"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
Dick Brandon

"Equal rights for the sexes will be achieved when mediocre women occupy high positions."
Francois Giroud

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Unknown

"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children."
Sam Austin

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
George Burns

"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television."
Gore Vidal

"I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: economics and sex. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy."
Felix G. Rohatyn

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't work today. Still queer.'"
Robin Taylor

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

"If you really want to hurt your parents and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts."
Kurt Vonnegut

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
Matt Barry

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
Camille Paglia

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
Unknown

"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled."
Harlan Ellison

"Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics."
Unknown

"Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going."
Diane Jordan

"Murder is a crime. Describing murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is."
Gershon Legman

"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."
Bill Kelly

"My kid had sex with your honor student."
Bumper Sticker

"My sexual preference is not you."
Tshirt

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."
Michael Sinz

"Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software."
Arthur C. Clarke

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody Allen

"Sex appeal is 50 per cent what you've got, and 50 percent what people think you've got."
Sophia Loren

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
Henry Miller

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go its pretty damned good"
Woody Allen

"Some things are better than sex, and some things are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."
W.C. Fields

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
Lynn Lavner

"The birds and the bees have about as much to do with sex as a black lace nightie has to do with keeping warm."
Unknown

"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
Woody Allen

"The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?"
Billy Connolly

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
P. J. O'Rouke

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
Tom Clancy

"Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance."
Helen Lawrenson

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey

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